TAUGEH

Okay..so i was DAMN bored today cuz i din go out n etc plus its like 5 hours im stuck infront of the computer d..

so yen yi gave me a link to dis blog
so i saw dis guys post sumthing bout dis LOVELY taugeh below.. enjoy

Bush was out with his friends at the local char koay teow stall having lunch.

When the time came for them to order, one of Bush's friends
(which I will refer to here as Entau Bah)

specifically ordered
"Char Koay Teow mai taugeh" (Char Koay Teow without taugeh).
Bush thought it was a little weird since most Penang people eat taugeh (though Stewie here doesn't), so he asked Entau Bah why didn't he eat tau geh.

Entau Bah calmly replied
"Aihhh... long story lar... dowan talk about it"...

That was an answer Bush wasn't willing to accept so he pushed harder and finally Entau Bah let it out

"Well ok lar... I tell you. Last time I was having anal sex with my gf. Then when I pulled out my penis I saw a half digested taugeh attached to it... so now I don't eat tau geh anymore".DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?!?!?
HE PULLED OUT A HALF DIGESTED TAUGEH FROM HER BUTT (which was probably his punishment for having anal sex in the first place).

The poor guy must've been traumatised.
Yet, I couldn't help but wonder...

What did they do after he pulled out the tau geh from her butt...

I could think two scenarios.

I one scenario, the girlfriend could've been a little embarrassed, giggle and say
"Oh sorry about that... must've been from the koay teow soup I had last week."

then take the half digested beansprout from his hand and put it in her mouth.

But I reckon the more likely scenario would be...
"Darling... if you love me... eat the taugeh... or I share with you... I eat half you eat half".

my 1st reaction bout dis post..EWW.. =.=" ..so anal sex AINT COOL .. sumting gross might cum out ..my goDdd..0.0'

ALMIGHTY TAUGEH...